- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Justin beiber's penis

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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