Why can't jokes spit?

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Justin beiber..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

How many people live in China? At least ten.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

I have an erection My mom!

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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