- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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