- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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