- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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