- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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