What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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copy me and i will kill you

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Anti Joke

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