LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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