- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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