Read a Book.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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