Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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hi jonny

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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