Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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knock knock

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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