roses are red, violets are blue, penis

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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