What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Pianos.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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