- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

My mum is called Steve

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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