Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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VITAMIN C!

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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