A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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I have a horse.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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