A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

VITAMIN C!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

women's rights

I used to know what alzheimers was

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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