- Anti Joke

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.