- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Democracy.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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