Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Penis chickens

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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