- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

knock knock

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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