- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

j.p. is dumb

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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