What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Skinny people fart less.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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i hate black people

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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