- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Jeff

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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