"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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im gay

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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