Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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