Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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TOP KEK

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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