2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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mental kid

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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