Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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cory

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Title IX

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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