- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

rose are red violets should be purple

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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