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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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