- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What's 9+10 Ebola

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

hola said the chinese man

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

And Stephen Hawking said.

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