Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

human centipede

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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