So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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