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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

what came first the chicken or the chips

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

mikey is cute

What is both bold and brash? Fox

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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