Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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