- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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