- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What is 9+10? 19

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How come grilled cheese?

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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