Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Nickelback

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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