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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night