What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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