- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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