- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

George W. Bush

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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