- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A child walks into a classroom.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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