- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

404 Error: Joke not found

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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