Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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