- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

they told me not to write here but i did

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

There was an american man on the way to work.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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