Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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feminists.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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