Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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