What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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