what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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