Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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