I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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