Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Honk if you're Amish!

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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