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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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