- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Ehh

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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