Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Women's rights.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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