- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Guess who is violent. Osama

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