- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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