- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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