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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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