- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

no really what are ur names?

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

4 hours later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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