- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

human centipede

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

outside your comfort zone

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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