Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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