A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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snooki

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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