A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

okay so theres this guy.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Knock knock *open*

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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