- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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