What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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