A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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tim has no humor

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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