So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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