- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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