a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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