why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Anti Joke

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