Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Hi, my name is Jake.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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