- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

your life

The duck didn't cross the road.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Im gay What about you

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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